This
is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes
like this:
What
Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%? Ever wonder about those people who say
they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What
makes up 100% in life?
Here's
a little mathematical
formula that
might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A
B C D E F G H I J K L M
N
O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12
13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22
23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R
-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%
and
K -N -O -W-L
-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
=
96%
But ,
A-T
-T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%
And,
B
-U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%
AND, look how far ass
kissing will
take you..
A-S
-S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
=
118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical
certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge
will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass
kissing that
will put you over the top.
hahah fawkin hilarious!!
Posted by: alex S | May 02, 2009 at 11:16 PM